November 29, 2011

November, 29th 2011

Nama gue puput. Umur gue ga lebih dari umur gajah (umur gajah itu kira-kira 70/100 tahun). Jenis kelamin gue ga tau (gue udah nanya sama orang tua gue, tapi guenya lupa lagi). Gue termasuk Homo Sapiens (bukan kerbauens ye :p). Gue pecinta Greyson Chance (ya iyalah, masa pecinta ketek badak -_-). Gue ga suka makan kaca. Gue juga ga pandai main alat musik. Gue juga ga pandai nyanyi. dan yang lebih penting, gue itu bukan superman yang pake kolor merah diluar. 

Sebenernya, gue sangat sulit buat ungkapin ini ke kalian semua. Para readersku yang cantik seperti Megan Fox dan ganteng seperti David Beckham. Tapi, bagaimanapun, sebagai Homo Sapiens yang baik, gue harus bilang hal yang sangat sangat sangat dan sangat menyakitkan. Lebih sakit daripada kebelet nahan pipis saat upacara. Lebih sakit daripada di gigit semut. dan lebih sakit daripada sendal jepit lo putus. 

Gue ga yakin kalian bakal mengerti perasaan gue. Tapi, sebagai sesama orang stress, kita harus saling memahi. Baiklah, gue akan ngungkapin apa yang sangat lo lo tunggu. Gue mau ngungkapin kalo kemarin gue ujian dan soalnya susah.

Terima kasih telah membaca post yang ini. Gue harap lo masih betah baca blog gue. Sekian dan terima kasih. 


SELAMAT MAMA!! = SELAMAT MALAM


                                                                                                  November, 29th 2011
                                                                  GUE.
(perwakilan orang galau karna pelajaran)

November 26, 2011

Justin Bieber ft Busta Rhymes - Drummer Boy Lyrics


[Justin:]
Come they told me pa rum pa pum pum.
A newborn king to see, pa rum pa pum pum.
Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pa pum pum.
To lay before the king, pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum.

Rum pa pa pum, rum pa pum pum pum pum.
Yeah I'm on the drum, yeah I'm on the snare drum.
Yeah I'm on the beat cause the beat goes dumb.
And I only spit heat cause I'm playin for the sun.
Playin for the king, playin for the title,
I'm surprised you didn't hear this in the Bible.
I'm so tight, I might go psycho.
Christmas time so here's a recital.
I'm so bad like Michael, I know I'm still young but I go I go.
Stupid stupid love like cupid,
I'm the drummer boy so do it, do it.

Little baby, pa rum pa pum pum.
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pa pum pum.
[Busta:]
Gather round the mistletoe real quick.
[Justin:]
I have no gifts to bring, pa rum pa pum pum.
[Busta:]
Matter of fact, let's gather round the fireplace; it's about to get hot in here.
[Justin:]
That's fit to give our king...
[Busta:]
Bieber what up!
[Justin:]
Pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum.

[Busta:]
Lemme get straight to it. Yo.
At the table with the family, havin dinner,
Blackberry on our hip and then it gave a little flicker.
Then I took a look to see before it activates the ringer;
Came to realize my homie Bieber hit me on the Twitter.
Then I hit him back despite I had some food up on my finger,
Sippin' eggnog with a little sprinkle of vanilla,
Even though it's kinda cold, pullin out a chinchilla,
Bieber hit me back and said, "Let's make it hot up in the winter."
I said, "Cool." Ya know Imma deliver;
Let's collaborate and make the holiday a little bigger.
Before we work I gotta get this off,
See the other family members and drop gifts off.
Then I'm headed to the studio cause ain't nothing stopping how
You know we bout to turn it up and really get it poppin now.
People everywhere and all our Twitter followers,
"Merry Christmas, Kwanza, happy Hanukkah! "

[Justin:]
Mary nodded, pa rum pa pum pum.
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pa pum pum.
I played my drum for him, pa rum pa pum pum.
I played my best for him, pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum.

If you wanna give, it's the time of year.
JB on the beat, yeah yeah, I'm on the snare.
It's crazy how some people say, say they don't care,
When there's people on the street with no food; it's not fair.
It's about time for you to act merrily;
It's about time for you to give to charity.
Rarely do people even wanna help at all,
'Cause they warm by the fire, getting toys and their dolls.
Not thinking there's a family out hungry and cold,
Wishin' wishin' that they had somebody they could hold.
So I think some of you need to act bold;
Give a can to a drive, let's change the globe.

Globe globe globe globe globe.
I'm the drummer boy so do it, do it
I'm the drummer boy so do it, do it
I'm the drummer boy so do it, do it
I'm the drummer boy so do it, do it
I'm the drummer boy so do it, do it

November 17, 2011

Makanan Kadaluarsa

Jadi, Lilin ngasih Mayasi ke gue, karna dia kira Mayasi itu punya gue. Terus karna Auau (nama samaran, kalo gue ngasih nama sebenernya, gue takut kalo dia ngalahin ayu ting-ting) dan gue kelaperan *kita emang belum makan sejak tadi malam* Auau buka tuh Mayasi, kemudian Auau lep *niru iklan sosis* dan ternyata setelah gue lihat bungkusannya.



Ternyata...



Ternyata...




Ternyata...




Tanggal expired-nya udah lewat ._.v




Sumpah, gue kaget. Tapi untung aja gue ga makan ._.v Tapi, Auau udah dimakannya, tapi belum ditelen sih. 

November 10, 2011

November 11th 2011~

Oh ya, hari ini kan tanggal bagus tuh 11/11/11. sebenernya sih gue cuma ingin tanggal 11/11/11 jadi hari bersejarah misalnya:
1. gue dapat hp baru
2. gue menang undian *gimana mau menang undian, gue aja kagak ikut undian,-*
3. greyson chance melukin gue *ini mustahil banget kan?._.*


pasti lo juga pingin tanggal 11/11/11 jadi hari yang bersejarah juga kan, misalnya:
1. hari ini lo diputusin
2. lo udah siap nerima tembakan dari si dia, eh malah dianya ga nembak *dalem
3. si dia malah nembak cewe lain yang lebih lebih banget dari lo *njir




SELAMAT LO LO PADA GALAU~ *dancing with jb




#MUCHLOVE ;)

Greyson Chance - Hard To Handle (Raising Hope) Lyrics

Baby here I am. I'm the man on the scene
I can give you what you want, but you gotta come home with me
I have got some good old loving and I got some more in the store
When I get through trowing it on you, you gotta come back for more

Boys and things that come by the dozen, that ain't nothing but drugstore loving
Hey little thing let me light your candle 'cause mama I'm sure hard to handle now, gets around

Action speaks louder than word and I'm a man of great experience
I know you've got another man, but I can love you better than him
Take my hand, don't be afraid. I'm gonna prove every word I say
I'm advertising love for free, so you can place your ad with me

Boys and things that come by the dozen, that ain't nothing but drugstore loving
Hey little thing let me light your candle 'cause mama i'm sure hard to handle not, gets around

Hey little thing let me light your candle 'cause mama I'm sure hard to handle...

November 6, 2011

Gerak Jalan Santai ~

Waktu itu ada gerak jalan dan kita harus datang ke acara gerak jalan itu karna diabsen. Jadi, temen gue lilin tuh tiba-tiba jalannya ngebut banget tentu saja gue kejar tuh si lilin.

Gue: Lin, lo kok jalannya cepet banget? ini kan gerak jalan santai, jadi harus santai.
Lilin: eh put, lo liat ga itu anak cowo pake sweeter hitam sambil nelpon itu? Dia keren banget wee
Gue: yang mana?"*didalam hal cari-mencari, gue memang bukan ahlinya*
Lilin: Itu loh! *sambil nunjuk*
Gue: oh itu! bulang daritadi dong -_-
Lilin: Keren kan?
Gue: Iya wee. Gimana gitu~
Lilin: kejar yuk!

Lalu, gue sama lilin ngejar tuh cowo. eh buset, jalannya kenceng banget elah -_- Tapi kita masih bisa liatin dari jauh.

Gue: eh lilin, makin jauh tuh.
Lilin: eh, eh, lo liat ga, dia bicara sama temennya tuh, keren juga orangnya
Gue: eh, mana? mana? *tetep saja gue ga bisa liat dia dimana ._.*
Lilin: itu loh, yang pake topi hijau.
Gue: iya wee~ *nyepatin langkah jalan*

Gue~>(._.) (._.)<~Lilin
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*cowo cakep yang kami temuin waktu gerak jalan tiba-tiba ngilang bagaikan kabut* *Gue dan Lilin terdiam*

Hening

Hening

Hening

Gue: lin, cowo itu mana?
Lilin: eh, mana ya? Udah didepan kali ._.
Gue: ya udah, cepatin jalan yuk~

*gue dan lilin semakin mempercepat jalan kita, meskipun udah sampe garis finish, cowo itu belum ketemu dan mungkin, sampe kapanpun ga bakalan ketemu ._.*